The Morning Briefing: The Biden Hell Arrives—Will America Survive?
By Stephen Kruiser
I Guess Biden Will Be President Now Or Something
Happy Wednesday, stalwart travelers on the Kruiser Morning Briefing Way. So…anything interesting happening today?
OK, we all know what the big news story will be today. I will be blissfully tuned out from most of it. At the time that Grandpa Gropes is slurring his way through the oath of office (and the media is insisting that he sounds sharp as ever) I will probably be on a nice, long bike ride. Then I’ve promised myself that I am going to finally get a haircut. There’s been a bit of a “hygiene and grooming optional” approach with me in COVID times and my hair has grown to a length that makes me look like I’m trying to achieve a “pervy professor” vibe. I’m starting to creep even myself out now. If I don’t get it cut I’m going to be sitting around here in boxer shorts and a sport coat with elbow patches and talking to my cat.
Nobody wants that.
Barring an intergalactic alien invasion or a much-prayed-for appearance by the Sweet Meteor O’ Death today, Joe Biden should be the president of the United States when we go to sleep tonight. He may not know that, but the rest of us will.