Military Brass Bravely Launch Operation Tucker Carlson
By Stephen Kruiser
Top O’ the Briefing
Military Higher-Ups Get Their Fatigues in a Bunch Over Cable News
Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. I think we’re running out of reasons not to invade Canada.
There I was, minding my own business and avoiding the news as is my wont on the weekends, when a friend texted me about military personnel going after Tucker Carlson on Twitter. I knew that I was going to regret ruining my weekend zen by diving into the brouhaha, but the whole story seemed so ridiculous that I couldn’t stay away from it.
Like an idiot, I jumped online and quickly discovered that some guys who probably prided themselves on their toughness at one point had, indeed, turned into a team of whiny Brian Stelters.